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Saturday, July 09, 2005

Osama bin Laden is a Jew?

Rumor has it Mr. bin Laden is actually a Jew in disguise!

Someone dropped me an email this morning ...

Excerpts: -

"All the Al-Qaeda sympathizers have been fooled by their idol: Osama bin Laden, this notorious terrorist is actually a Jewish bastard!

According an insider from Al-Haddillah, a communication arm of the terrorist movement based in Beirut, bin Laden’s mother is actually a Jew who was abducted, drugged, raped by his Arab father at the age of 13. And according to the same source, his mother’s real name is actually Sarai Netanyahu (I have posted this at a Jewish Missing Person website) and that she was later brainwashed into believing Islam is the revised version of Judaism ordered by God and the rest is history ...

Apparently, formation of an Islamic empire is nothing but just a political propaganda by Al-Qaeda to fool the Muslims (mostly poor and illiterate) all over the world into believing they are fighting for a Godly cause. According to a very reliable source coming from a cousin of Osama bin Laden, Abdullah bin Laden, the real agenda behind all the struggle is to eventually turn all the Muslims into chattel slavery!

Guess who placed an order for the slaves?"

Notes: There is no way I can verify Osma bin Laden with God. The last time I tried to ask God about this coward terrorist, God instead put a question back to me "Who the hell is this dude called Onama pin Ladude? I don't remember ever recorded such a name in the Holy Register."


Blogger id* said...

hi, im new on 'blogs' and i dont know so much (also i speak and write in spanish, so forgive me for mistakes)
i read a lot a bout you blog and it intrested me
i want to say hello and well done
bye bye

9:42 PM  
Blogger La Bona said...

hola, id*
thanks for commenting. trust me, your english is better than a lot of people, me included.
teach us some spanish from time to time, i think spanish is hip.

12:03 AM  
Blogger Birmingham Bloke said...

It looks like the chttel slavery theory does hold some water.

After all, didn't we just heard "Islam insists God has no children, only slaves!"?

12:22 AM  
Blogger Gina said...

Well hey I do not care what he is , one thing i do know is that he is a terrorist and needs to be brought to justice ...

6:10 AM  
Blogger Iranian Pride said...


8:11 AM  
Blogger Ali Baba, pbum said...

Interesting conspiracy theory … how much is a head of slave nowadays? I may need 5-6 in my sweat shop.

11:14 PM  
Blogger Creationism said...

Well, just like politics, enslaving people is a fundamental objective of all religions, Islam is no exception.

The only difference between Islam and the rest is that Islam tries to do it feudally, undemocratically or some just call it 'barbaric'. As such, calling Osama bin Laden "Osama The Space Age Barbarian" maybe not too much.

Oops, no, no, I forgot he is mass murderer ... Id like retract the honor.

10:33 AM  

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