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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Why Elvis Will Replace Jesus

Here is something for the coffee break ... from my Divine Collections: 10 Reasons Why the King will replace the Messiah: -

10. His motto "Taking Care of Business" appeals to the power structure better than "Jesus Saves."
9. White jumpsuits are more practical than white robes in most parts of the world.
8. Elvis had better songs!
7. Elvis had sex!
6. Elvis approved of his followers having sex!
5. The Presley-Jackson Estate will probably own most of the world anyway.
4. JC's disciples drove camels; Elvis' disciples drove Caddies. Which would you rather be?
3. You don't have to starve yourself to emulate Elvis.
2. JC's followers learned "turn the other cheek." Elvis' followers learned karate.
1. You're still reading this.

Maybe we should write a new one ... "Why Britney Spear Will Replace Virgin Mary"?

Have a nice weekend.

5 Comments:

Blogger Adrian said...

LOL!

If we follow Elvis, we'll end up being caught in a trap with suspicious minds, steppingon each others blue suede shoes and being returned to sender.

I dunno. Ill stick with Jesus.

And Britney? Id love to hit her one more time. And then some. Shes like poison and keeps on messing up
and then doing it again.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Tony Brooks said...

For the most part one must realize that even the King of Rock and Roll followed Jesus. He may not have lived the most "pure" life, but he did in fact follow Jesus and he was saved!

Britney...She too is probably saved, she is out for the all mighty buck, but she is and has the potential of being a good person.

Blessings

9:29 PM  
Blogger Chairman eDog said...

Didn't some other band come up with "Taking Care of Business"?

2:31 PM  
Blogger Madonna said...

Messiah talks, King rocks and Elvis is the King!

9:26 PM  
Blogger Abdul-Halim V. said...

I've actually had that image (an Elvis-based religion) for a long time. Ever since I'd been hearing about weird Elvis-sightings after he died. I mean, people make pilgrimages to Graceland, emulate his behavior, listen to his songs, and think he is still alive. I could totally imagine that in the distant future people would worshp Elvis.

4:32 PM  

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